Serf:Neek

From KneeQuickie

The benign dictator of the 2nd age of Almea, he who wields of the immortal Coarticulated Bilabial Alveolar Click and the dreaded Doomsday Device of "T3h"; and is a member of the Almean Pantheon. He was also wedded to the lovely Ruby after branding his cheek, and there was much rejoicing. He is now no longer betrothed, nor married, however with child on the way. This year in 2006, he hopes to ride a majority into the Voom with the SANNO PTOREI KILII party.

Neek has always viewed conlanging as an art, and as himself an artist believes that he is not very good and what he does produce when he does produce should be announced solely for it being produced. Some crazies do honestly believe that he is a good conlanger.

Neek's Projects

• The Crimean Romance, Torica
• Ti Hpimahttanqmin, his finally titled conworld.
• Oh, did he mention? He's the writer for Bourbon County, a webcomic.

Coarticulated bilabial alveolar click

The coarticulated bilabial alveolar click, transcribed as [!\_O\] or [k!_p@] depending on the system in use, is a phoneme associated with Neek, the owner of the KneeQuickie.

Women swoon for it, men quiver before it. Behold its power!

Sacred Words of Neek

• <neek> And so spake the God of the Seckond Age: Xephyre wyilded his manshillelagh, and yt spake. Its words came in vollummes of vollummous mylche and poured forthe ynto a basyn. We had inscrybed Font of Buckake on the basyn so we maye chrystten it, and we place a sacryfyce of a Japponese girle, quho accepted the mylche from Xephyre's manshillelagh, and yt was good.

• <neek> Listen, I fuck boys not because I like it, but because they don't.

• <neek> Blood tastes like innocence.

• <neek> And neek sayeth: I like my girls like I like my rum-- 14 years old and mixed in with coke.

• <neek> Damnit girl, I want to stick into your pooper. Now don't get Japanese anime on me, I don't want a plot.