Doomsday Device of "T3h"
From KneeQuickie
Overview
On an uneventfull night, Nikolai had decided, on the suggestion of Spack, to create a script that would kick people fifteen minutes after they said "the," and for 13 hours no one was safe with their precious definite articles. Opposed to speaking like Russian imigrants, or even realizing what triggered such onslaught, the denizens of almea hid within a small refuge.
When Nikolai had returned from work and school, unaware he left it on for thirteen hours, did not cry or weep or lament his actions, but only laughed, because he thought it to be "fucking awesome".
Schematics
on 1:TEXT:the:#:/timer1 1 900 /kick $chan $nick [t3h hw@?]
