Asskicking

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Asskicking is the measure by which the amount of ass kicked by any particular thing is reckoned. It is frequently used as an accurate determiner of goodness and overall badassitude, and is the official measurement of TOTALLY FUCKING BADASS SHIT. The system increases exponentially from its elementary unit, the Ass.

• If it kicks one (10^0) ass, it is said to "kick ass"
  • ---Examples are: lattice fries, kelp forests
• If it kicks approx. 10^1 ass, it is said to "kick major ass"
  • ---Examples are: pickles, pornography

• If it kicks approx. 10^2 ass, it is said to "kick truckloads of ass"
  • ---Examples are: squid mating, Kunoskephalai
• If it kicks approx. 10^3 ass, it is said to "kick mountains of ass"
  • ---Examples are: Latin, Aryans
• If it kicks approx. 10^4 ass, it is said to "kick oceans of ass"
  • ---Examples are: the Finnish, Till Lindemann, slime molds

On the other hand, the phrase "asskicking" may simply refer to kicking a literal ass, which may be construed as animal cruelty.